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(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thedarkplumber)
What the…
I’m ready to solve help crimes
(Source: marymuse, via buttobsession)
Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open
(Source: midnightorgy, via zombieinmybutt)
(via organizationxiii)
i always wonder how people get STACY, LUCY, LINDSEY, KATRINA (seriously wtf?) out of LACI? i know it’s not that common, but come on people.
even when i was in school and my name was clearly printed on my uniform, my teachers STILL got it wrong.
people always call me jessica
im jennifer
cecily. yeah i could see why though. but ive known my science teacher for almost two years and she doesnt know how to say my name. she pronounces is “seelie” ..and the one time she did say it right. she said “oh i mean seelie” WHAT.
SPRAGUE. IT’S NOT SPRAGOOEY OR SPROGUE OR SPRAUGE OKAY?! DAMMIT PEOPLE.
This has happened all my life so I’m actually used to it. I get it, you simply can’t sound out Montserrat, or Guijarro, yeah I totally get it….actually no, I don’t.
OFFICE WORD DOESN’T EVEN ACCEPT MY NAME AS A WORD
(Source: illusionsinthedark)
(via notxam)
regular show is funnier than adventure time
i love them both
but regular show is just
perfect
When your crush looks at you and smile:
And you’re like:
Then you go on with the rest of your day feeling like:
(Source: dreamingbella)




